That sounds like an unattractive offer.

Posted by: Maurs at February 15, 2005 03:51 PM

Changing it to "located in rear of *insert place here*" would probably help...

Posted by: fuzzy at February 15, 2005 07:23 PM

That does not seem like a comfortable place to insert a rose. Nor would it smell as sweet.

Posted by: Windrider at February 15, 2005 10:29 PM

Definintly broken.

I wonder what the vandals would do if they wanted to switch the letters around.

Posted by: BOB at February 15, 2005 11:51 PM

IN ADDITION TO MY ABOVE POST^^^

I mean, it kind of makes fun of itself.

The vandals would have nothing to change it to.

Posted by: BOB at February 15, 2005 11:52 PM

Fuzzy that would help a lot. *quivers at the thought of the thorns*

Posted by: Timmie at February 16, 2005 06:55 AM

Yep, definitely sounds like he forgot V-Day. The weak peace offering on the following day seems to have been rather ... poorly received.

"You jerk! You can take this rose and..."

Posted by: DaveC426913 at February 16, 2005 09:22 AM

(continuing previous comment)

What if vandals changed *insert place here* to *insert person here*?

Posted by: fuzzy at February 16, 2005 01:25 PM

If I were a vandal, I'd go with one of the following:

"NEED CASH NO RODS IN REAR"

"NERDS CAN DO HOES IN REAR"

"OH NO ASS RENDED IN REAR" (throw away the C)

Posted by: Stultus Vulgaris at February 17, 2005 06:49 PM

This isn't quite as funny as:

FAMILY PLANNING CLINIC

ENTRANCE AT REAR

Posted by: DaveC426913 at February 18, 2005 02:41 PM

Im afriad you are wrong Dave - his are much funnyer!

Posted by: Henry at April 13, 2005 12:44 PM