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July 4, 2005 12:03 AM

Broken: Park sign

Animals_prohibited3Mike Kendra writes:

This sign is in a Warren, Michigan park:

   ALL ANIMALS PROHIBITED IN PARKS

While walking through the park, my wife and I counted over 200 squirrels... somebody should report these violators! (Note squirrel in photo).

Comments:

I'm gonna say not broken on that, simply because there is no easy way to fix it, while keeping the message clear, and not making so someone could dispute it?

(all the same 5 points to anyone who comes up with a better non-disputable sign)

Posted by: Vic at July 4, 2005 12:36 AM

This is so...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHA...HAHA...HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Seth Nelson at July 4, 2005 12:56 AM

Wow. This Clientel is quite geeky if all we have better things to do is go to parks and count squirrels. I have nothing against math in public parks I agree agree that the sign is funny. In fact, my favorite hobby (besides misspelling words) is going to the omaha henery doorly zoo and finding the ground squirrels and yelling: WILDLIFE ====> !! You get some strage looks, possibly simmiler to if caught counting the squirrel population.

Posted by: Jeff at July 4, 2005 01:01 AM

I would think the proper way to "fix" that is to make the sign read "ALL PET..." rather than animals.

Posted by: Eric at July 4, 2005 01:24 AM

Or "domestic animals"

Posted by: phil at July 4, 2005 01:56 AM

How about humans?

Posted by: Grant Hutchins at July 4, 2005 03:09 AM

How about humans?

Posted by: Grant Hutchins at July 4, 2005 03:09 AM

So let me get this straight. You humans pave over the grass and chop down the trees, and one of the few places I find with trees and an open area with grass that I can enjoy, you put up a sign to keep me out? I don't think so buster!

Hopefully by taking this stand I can get other squirrels and even birds to do the same. So on your next trip to the park could you please bring me a treat because I will be here. No matter what that sign says.

Posted by: The Defiant Squirrel at July 4, 2005 04:59 AM

I agree with Eric. The best 'fix' would changing the sign to say "ALL PETS PROHIBITED IN PARKS."

Posted by: a_cheesepuff at July 4, 2005 08:39 AM

Oops.

I left out the 'be' between would and changing.

Moral of the story: Always proofread to check if you any words out.

Posted by: a_cheesepuff at July 4, 2005 08:41 AM

I'd say u need to call 911.

bloggywill

Posted by: bloggywill at July 4, 2005 09:06 AM

What about birds?

Posted by: Robert at July 4, 2005 01:13 PM

Ugghhh... This is Stupid. It's not even a very good joke. It says 'No Animals' but there's squirrels! Ha Ha Ha.

Posted by: Bob at July 4, 2005 01:57 PM

OMG, come on. nobody even said HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!!

Posted by: Ben at July 4, 2005 02:24 PM

I'd have to say not broken also but to make it clearer it should say, NO PETS ALLOWED IN PARK which is what it is supposed to mean in the first place. I don't think many people would be confused by the sign. Okay, I'll say it. Happy 4th of July everyone.

Posted by: Jon at July 4, 2005 03:54 PM

I'd have to say not broken also but to make it clearer it should say, NO PETS ALLOWED IN PARK which is what it is supposed to mean in the first place. I don't think many people would be confused by the sign. Okay, I'll say it. Happy 4th of July everyone.

Posted by: Jon at July 4, 2005 03:55 PM

As soon as you put "no pets allowed", the place is going to *fill up* with cattle and sheep.

Posted by: rich at July 4, 2005 04:08 PM

"OMG, come on. nobody even said HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!!"

OMG!!1! Nobody said Happy July 1st on Friday, and I doubt anyone said Happy January 26th, February 6th, or April 30th, and I wonder if anyone will say Happy July 14th.

*rolls eyes*

Posted by: anitsirK at July 4, 2005 07:10 PM

How about "Do not bring any animals into the park"?

Posted by: daisy at July 4, 2005 07:33 PM

/I wonder if anyone will say Happy July 14th./

I will. That's my birthday.

But seriously, funny picture, and the sign's language is somewhat befuddling. Perhaps it should say something about domestic animals?

Posted by: SilvorMoon at July 4, 2005 08:35 PM

/I wonder if anyone will say Happy July 14th./

I will. That's my birthday.

But seriously, funny picture, and the sign's language is somewhat befuddling. Perhaps it should say something about domestic animals?

Posted by: SilvorMoon at July 4, 2005 08:38 PM

happy fourth, i just blew all my foreworks that i hav been saving for 3 years

Posted by: unknown at July 4, 2005 10:46 PM

Finally, someone agrees with saying No Domestic Animals, thank u SilvorMoon(Happy 7/4/05)

Posted by: phil at July 4, 2005 11:27 PM

And to clarify things to visitors, "To protect our natural wildlife, no pets allowed in the park."

I've seen longer, and you get the point: "Dogs eat squirrels."

Posted by: Jen at July 5, 2005 09:15 AM

This is NOT broken. I will make a comment though. How about "everything in, everything out"; thanks to the Girl Scout of America for this idea.

Posted by: Linda at July 5, 2005 09:54 AM

skwerrels can be anarchists too.. LOL

Posted by: superskwerrel at July 5, 2005 10:50 AM

I think that everything in everything out is a good idea.

Posted by: COMM at July 5, 2005 11:14 AM

Broken. The sign is clearly addressed to animals, but it is not written in any language an animal can read. Reminds me of a sign at a post office I used to use: "No pets or animals, seeing eye dogs excluded." Who was supposed to read that sign, the sightless person or the seeing eye dog?

Posted by: Sean at July 5, 2005 11:20 AM

Broken. The sign is clearly addressed to animals, but it is not written in any language an animal can read. Reminds me of a sign at a post office I used to use: "No pets or animals allowed, seeing eye dogs excluded." Who was supposed to read that sign, the sightless person or the seeing eye dog?

Posted by: Sean at July 5, 2005 11:21 AM

what is really broken is the city ordinance itself....still fails do use word "domestic" or "pet", or even "non-wild"...

http://library4.municode.com/gateway.dll/MI/michigan/6474?f=templates&fn=default.htm&npusername=10936&nppassword=MCC&npac_credentialspresent=true&vid=default

Posted by: Dan at July 5, 2005 11:48 AM

anitsirK: You can't be serious.

Posted by: Faolan at July 5, 2005 04:31 PM

Well July 1st is Canada Day I can't speak for those other dates though.

Keep in mind that not everyone on this site is an american.(Using the common word for "citizen of the United States of America")

Posted by: Sean P at July 5, 2005 07:39 PM

After all not everyone celebrates Independance Day.

Posted by: Sean P at July 5, 2005 07:42 PM

I would hate to be the person that would have to inforce that law.

Posted by: john at July 5, 2005 10:44 PM

I think thats funny ha ha

Posted by: lisa at July 6, 2005 02:47 PM

I think thats funny ha ha

Posted by: lisa at July 6, 2005 02:48 PM

John, do you mean enforce?

Posted by: Sean P at July 6, 2005 04:39 PM

Yes, he means 'enforce'. I think it's acceptable to wonder why nobody said Happy Fourth, because at least a lot of the people on this site are American. I hope antisirk is joking.

Posted by: Bob at July 8, 2005 09:44 AM

Personally, I know that I DID wish someone a happy July 1st, so stfu!

I do like the picture though... ☺

Posted by: Invalid Atribute Index Bob at July 8, 2005 10:13 AM

On a highway in Pittsburgh, there's a sign prohibiting flammable liquids. What do cars run on?

Posted by: Bob at July 9, 2005 11:20 AM

Roads?

Posted by: DaveTheCompGuy at July 10, 2005 04:39 PM

Shut up! everyone knows cars run on steam power. Young Whippersnappers!

Posted by: Sido at August 27, 2005 11:24 PM

POLICE! Come arrest these squirrels!

Posted by: anonymous at November 7, 2005 11:08 AM

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