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November 7, 2005 12:03 AM

Broken: (Just for fun) Water park shark

Broken_shark Cheri Lee writes:

This is a photo-op prop at a local water park. Someone's gone and ripped all of his teeth out!

Who wants to have their photo taken with their head in the Jaws of a toothless great white?


That's funny. I wonder how they'll replace the teeth.

Posted by: Faye at November 7, 2005 01:05 AM

Me, I mortally fear shark teeth.

Posted by: So am not lying! at November 7, 2005 02:18 AM

Its Jaws as a Senior Citizen. He'll 'gum' ya to death ;)

Posted by: noname at November 7, 2005 07:16 AM

_@_v - looks like mebbe a couple teeth got broken by vandals or some sort of horseplay-related incedent and rather than have jaw-sie look like he'd spent a few seasons in the n.h.l. , they pulled em all out.

_@_v - either that or their lawyer sharks smelled the trail of a potential lawsuit and suggested the extreme dentistry.

Posted by: shesnailie_@_v at November 7, 2005 07:32 AM

Hey where are the frikkin' laser beams! I specifically asked for sharks with frikken laser beams attached to their heads.

Posted by: Dr Evil at November 7, 2005 07:34 AM

Maybe the establishment removed the teeth, people are dumb nowadays, somebody might've hurt themselves on the teeth.

The shark does look really dumb without teeth though.

Posted by: frostedhope at November 7, 2005 08:57 AM

Warning: Not to be used as a flotation device.

Posted by: Josh Z. at November 7, 2005 09:45 AM

frostedhope stole my post, I was going to say that.

Oh well.

By the way, replacing his teeth shouldn't be a problem, after all sharks' teeth grow back when the break off or fall out. :P

Posted by: Sean P at November 7, 2005 09:59 AM

I'm just a dolphin, ma'am.

Posted by: landshark at November 7, 2005 10:58 AM

who is it? "pizza guy"......

Posted by: noname at November 7, 2005 12:56 PM

Wanna bet that the teeth were removed on the advice of their lawyers or public liability insurers?

Posted by: Nigel at November 7, 2005 02:46 PM

You're all wrong! It's trying to give the impression that the shark just tried to eat a large rock of some sort! Isn't that scarier?

Posted by: djbjrca at November 7, 2005 03:55 PM


Posted by: not a landshark at November 7, 2005 06:27 PM

Is that at 6 Flags New England?

Posted by: Mike at November 7, 2005 08:48 PM

I don't know about this one but there is one just like it (only with teeth) at "La Ronde" (owned by Six Flags) in Montreal Qu├ębec.

Posted by: Sean P at November 7, 2005 09:51 PM

I have a few theories as to the story here-

a. this an evolutionarily advanced shark, with retractable teeth for cleaning and disquise purposes. or

b. the shark got into a wicked fight with a rock... and lost

c. this shark is a dental donor

d. the shark forgot it, but he didnt fixodent it.

e. despite flouridation, its teeth just decayed from too many swedish fish! hehe

Posted by: smartypants at November 8, 2005 04:47 PM

I'll bet the water in that slide isn't fluoridated.

Posted by: Bob at November 8, 2005 04:52 PM



da-dum da-dum da-dum da-dum da-dum

(Police chief staggers back in disbelief)

"You're going to need a bigger... hygienist"

Posted by: Steven Spielberg at November 9, 2005 05:52 PM

You missed a 'da-dum', Mr. Spielberg.

Posted by: Bob at November 9, 2005 08:39 PM

That thing look just like my Aunt Suzan!

Posted by: NiCK at November 10, 2005 11:20 AM

You do not get it.

They removed the sharp ends since so many people were sticking there heads in the mouth and comming out bloody!

Posted by: NHJim at November 12, 2005 10:18 AM

It's a mutant seabass.

Posted by: joe at April 22, 2006 06:39 PM

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