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December 28, 2005 12:03 AM

Broken: Cafe Press dog t-shirt fitting instructions

Dog_shirtKevyn Hopkins wonders:

I'm not sure how these measuring instructions on the Cafe Press website will help me fit a t-shirt for my dog...


duh it's talking to the dog. just hold him on your lap so he can see the screen. you might have to help him work the tape measure.

Posted by: gmangw at December 28, 2005 12:42 AM

Dogs look like their owners. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Marten Veldthuis at December 28, 2005 06:41 AM

That's freakin' hilarious!! I also like the weather report at the top of the page... Woof!

Posted by: ambrocked at December 28, 2005 11:09 AM

Not Broken. Apply the instructions to your dog.

On second thought, it depends. Does your dog Have a favorite shirt?

Posted by: Ben at December 28, 2005 11:33 AM

It wouldn't be broken except that they provide instructions for measuring chest/bust, waist, sleeve and length but their chart wants different measurements.

Step 1: Measure yourself/your dog according to instructions.

Step 2: Throw away measurements, order by weight.

Posted by: Pat at December 28, 2005 11:56 AM

Better hope you don't have an 11 pound dog.

Posted by: mph at December 28, 2005 01:14 PM

What's broken is putting a T-shirt on a freakin' DOG. Don't you have better things to do?

Posted by: Jay at December 28, 2005 02:27 PM

According to them, I must be the only one whose dog doesn't wear pants.

Posted by: john russell at December 28, 2005 03:19 PM

What? Your dog doesn't wear pants? Well, mine certainly does. He has to - he's a police dog, it's part of his uniform.

Posted by: G. W. Bridge at December 28, 2005 05:05 PM

That's a really good point, mph!!

Posted by: ambrocked at December 28, 2005 06:01 PM

For people who love their pets more than life itself.

Posted by: Bob at December 29, 2005 09:47 AM

Do dogs have a "waist"?

Posted by: aynne at December 29, 2005 01:35 PM

Ha! Even the dog looks confused about the instructions.

Posted by: Ant at December 30, 2005 08:21 PM

LMMFHO (Laffing my mother F*ing head off)

Posted by: Krazy Kid at January 2, 2006 12:14 PM

I now have coffee covering my computer monitor.

Posted by: Newt at January 10, 2006 12:47 PM

I know Jay said it, but WHY ARE YOU PUTTING A T-SHIRT ON A DOG?!?!?!

THAT'S the broken part!!

And why does a 10lb dog need a medium sized shirt?

80lbs is not a big dog... why is that XXL? Oh, wait, I know... because any dog bigger than that would kill you if you tried to make him look so stupid.

Posted by: god at January 18, 2006 10:41 PM

I love the look on the dog's face. As confused as can be.

Posted by: Max Meow at March 20, 2006 07:58 PM

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