FIRST! HAHA that's great.

I'm the OneIllPoster

Posted by: matt at February 25, 2006 12:19 AM

I love the smell of carbon monoxide in the morning! Oh wait, CO is odorless.

I love the smell of asbestos is the morning!

Oh wait, that is odorless also.

Anyway, I'll probably be too ill to be able to smell anything in the morning.

Posted by: Confused Shopper at February 25, 2006 12:45 AM

broken like the websites such as therapistfinder.com

expertsexchange.com

too bad thisisbroken.com isn't like that

Posted by: john russell at February 25, 2006 01:10 AM

What about penisland.net?

Posted by: Cole Passannante at February 25, 2006 01:29 AM

Forget about how ill the building is.

The guy in the picture has a head almost the size of a bus window.

That can't be good for a person!!!

Posted by: longhair at February 25, 2006 04:18 AM

hmm... the one ill building perhaps?

(didn't know that buildings could get sick:-))

Posted by: was I suppose to put my name here? at February 25, 2006 07:11 AM

Sick Building Syndrome is very real. In the spirit of full disclosure, the real estate company is just letting you know in advance of the problem.

Makes me want to rename my website to something with a built-in double entendre.

Posted by: Louise at February 25, 2006 08:48 AM

Reminds me of those SNL skits with Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery on Jeopardy. "I'll take The Penis Mightier for $200 Alex!"

Posted by: Ron Mexico at February 25, 2006 10:21 AM

So out of curiousity how much do these apts go for?

Posted by: Falcon at February 25, 2006 10:40 AM

$1337 for 1 condominium

Posted by: Unknown at February 25, 2006 11:30 AM

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

It's in the expensive part of Chelsea (very close to where I used to work). My guess would be that places start at $3k/month.

My favorite broken URL has to be bbsexpress.com.

Posted by: fluffy at February 25, 2006 12:36 PM

Don't forget the Italian branch of PowerGen.... powergenitalia.com.

Posted by: Glenn Lasher at February 25, 2006 04:20 PM

Pens.. pens.. pens.. an island of pens... penisland.net

Posted by: VRWarper at February 26, 2006 01:07 PM

This has got to be one of the best posts I've read in a long time- Thanks for all the laughs!!

Posted by: ambrocked at February 26, 2006 04:31 PM

I'll take Jap Anus Relations for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Sean Connery at February 26, 2006 06:16 PM

Brilliant!

Posted by: :-) at February 26, 2006 08:30 PM

It's me - withgirfriendwhoishot.

Posted by: Church at February 27, 2006 09:02 AM

There is something called Sick Building Syndrome, putatively caused by the current trend for hermetically sealed buildings and the outgassing of sundry paints, plastics, and glues.

Newly installed carpet can be particularly nasty.

Posted by: Steve at February 27, 2006 11:44 AM

How do you find all this stuff?

Cant play Quake 3

Posted by: Sarah at February 27, 2006 04:08 PM

"I'll take The rapists for $800, Alex."

Posted by: Amber at February 28, 2006 01:25 PM

I don't want to live in a condom in iums anyway.

Posted by: Paul at March 2, 2006 09:08 PM

this is boring, not broken!

Posted by: mj at April 12, 2006 01:11 AM

Unknown,

Was that 'leet? Or just coincidence?

Posted by: James at April 20, 2006 10:46 AM

Unknown,

Was that 'leet? Or just coincidence?

Posted by: James at April 20, 2006 10:46 AM

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who read this sign as The One Ill Building.

Posted by: erak at June 26, 2006 01:21 PM