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August 26, 2006 12:03 AM

Broken: Hotel map

HotelmapDavid Brown submits a picture taken in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico:

This is the evacuation sign in the room I was in at Hotel Playa Los Arcos in Puerto Vallarta.

Can anyone looking at this map determine where I was supposed to be located?

Didn't think so.


You are clearly the giant in the holding pen out back.

Posted by: Loopy at August 26, 2006 12:24 AM

You are in the picture if you look at the bottom right hand side of the sign. Look below the fire extinguisher and to the left of the "running down the stairs" sign. And i do ware specticals.

Posted by: MadMac at August 26, 2006 12:34 AM

Umm actually I think that You are here is the Legend for the map.. notice it also has the man on stairs pictures.. looks like they forgot to actually put the man in the Map itself..

Posted by: Infinity306 at August 26, 2006 01:08 AM

I think you're at the Aquarium waiting for the feeding of the penguins.

Posted by: tartan at August 26, 2006 09:29 AM

The images on the right are just part of the map key. Unfortunately, it appears that the hotel has neglected label your location on the map. Oops.

Hope there is not a fire.

Posted by: freedomlinux at August 26, 2006 10:22 AM

Looks like your stuck in a box (next to a fire-extinguisher)... I don't think you're going to make it. thanks for the pic though!

Posted by: marc db levin at August 26, 2006 01:11 PM

Obviously, if the hotel catches on fire, you are to run immediately to the restaurant and get a drink. Then you can sip it oceanside.

Posted by: fluffy at August 26, 2006 01:35 PM

It appears that you've taken refuge in the ocean and are windsurfing. Not only are you safe but you've got a remarkable view of the blaze.

Posted by: Drew Crecente at August 26, 2006 02:28 PM

Yes, a remarkable view... that is, until the sharks come and get you.

Posted by: James at August 27, 2006 01:14 AM

Since most of the hallways have arrows pointing in both directions, clearly you should run around in circles, then go out to the bar and get a drink.

Posted by: Fuzzy at August 27, 2006 01:02 PM

Clearly, you must be taking shelter under a table.

Posted by: Vicky K. at August 27, 2006 09:41 PM

Whatever you do, you should avoid the large spiky wheel near the restaurant/bar!

Posted by: homersimpson748 at August 28, 2006 11:12 AM


"I think you're at the Aquarium waiting for the feeding of the penguins."

That was damn funny.


Posted by: arcticJKL at August 28, 2006 12:19 PM

this is very funy, the hotel shold put the board somewhere in the lobby, so customers will know where to hide around the aquarum. BROKEN.

Posted by: Gordonii at September 11, 2006 04:52 PM

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