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September 22, 2006 12:03 AM

Broken: Neorest toilet slogan


Yet another example of something that doesn't need to be called an experience.

The sales book of Neorest, a toilet manufacturer, promises "an experience beyond words."


well.. it's a Bidet/Toilet combo with a heated seat and a remote!

maybe the Neorest folks think that's special enough to qualify an "experience"?

Posted by: J-Anne at September 22, 2006 12:42 AM

Disagree. If having a very special terlet magically washing, warming, and drying your fiddly bits doesn't count as an experience, then what does?

Posted by: Andrew Tonkin at September 22, 2006 10:29 AM

I concur!

Posted by: ambrocked at September 22, 2006 12:28 PM

_@_v - oh poo!

Posted by: she-snailie_@_v at September 22, 2006 04:01 PM

Is it going to exclaim "now flushing your poop" every time I use it?

Posted by: TIBE4ME at September 22, 2006 06:11 PM

testing from internet explorer. Does it work?

Posted by: Carla at September 22, 2006 07:06 PM

I don't get why a remote control is necessary for this thing... wouldn't a person using the toilet be sitting on it and not elsewere?

Posted by: Thunder_gryphoN at September 24, 2006 12:54 AM

Thunder_gryphoN have you ever left the bathroom and got back to your comfortable chair in front of the tv and thought "did i flush?" now you dont have to get up and check just push the remote flusher.

I wonder if this analyzes your business. i.e. "Hello (insert name), Seems like today you have quite a lot of fiber."

p.s. TIBE4ME we can only be that lucky.

Posted by: globpharm at September 25, 2006 09:51 AM

an experience beyond words.

that describes using a toilet pretty well.

Posted by: kingofthering at September 26, 2006 10:10 PM

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